VTech’s InnoTV is a video game console with training wheels

If you’re a parent of a small child, then you know the terrifying job we’ve volunteered for. We’re trying to make sure little clones we’ve shot out into the world don’t just survive, but grow up to be functional and not completely horrendous human beings. And I guess be somewhat educated as well. If you’re into that.

One of the veterans in tooling up parents with equipment meant to keep our kids from catching-the-dumbs, is VTech — a Hong Kong electronic-toy company. Adding to their products and services in 2015 is their new children’s gaming platform, the InnoTV, which launched today ($70).