Goat Simulator: How to beat all quests, find all trophies, and unlock all Achievements

Goat Simulator is one of the most ridiculous, unnecessary, and buggy games ever released — yet it is mindlessly entertaining, addicting, and surprisingly tough to master.

While the game lacks any sort of story mode, level progression, or boss fights since you’re, you know … a goat, it does offer peculiar quests, hidden collectibles, and kooky Achievements to unlock.