Editor’s note: Everyone loves a quiz! Brian has crafted a delivish test of your Bitmob community member knowledge — how many can you get right without peeking at the answer key down in the comments? -Brett
Human beings like to be in the know, right? Well, here’s your chance to learn everything there is to know about Bitmob. Most of us gamers haven’t experienced an actual quiz since Super Paper Mario or Final Fantasy 9, so I decided to get one started here at our favorite gaming Web site.
Now, I’m not what you’d call a Quiz Master, but I can still deliver a few satisfying bits of trivia. I won’t be able to quiz you on how many times a certain Bitmobber has sweared at Nathan Drake or how many drops of sweat Bitmob editors have lost after playing Ikaruga, but I can test you on how many nose hairs your favorite editor has, if you’re lucky.
Just leave your list of answers in the comments. If you get the most right, you’ll win…nothing. But you will make me smile!
1. Which Bitmobber has a strange (some say fascinating) obsession with those long-legged, Chocobo-looking creatures known as ostriches?
A) James DeRosa
B) Jasmine Maleficent Rea
C) Jason Wilson
D) Jazz English
E) Alex R. Cronk-Young
2. Which history-loving Bitmobber recently educated us on the Ancient Geeks?
A) Lance Darnell
B) Brett Bates
C) Jay Henningsen
D) Brian Shirk
E) All of the above
3. Which Bitmobber has written a video game-related letter to our current president?
A) Andrew Hiscock
B)Travis McReynolds
C) Evan Killham
D) Alex R. Cronk-Young
E) Frank Anderson
4. During the last two weeks, who wrote an article about games being a way to cope with life’s problems?
A) Trevor Hinkle
B) Jeffrey Sandlin
C) Dan Hsu
D) Rachel Jagielski
E) Demian Linn
5. Who recently posted a blog with a picture of a pink Xbox 360 controller?
A) Travis McReynolds
B) Carly Burkhart
C) Jasmine Maleficent Rea
D) Mark Hain
E) Rob Savillo
6. Which Bitmobber absolutely loves Demon’s Souls?
A) David Matos
B) Lance Darnell
C) Stephano Nevarez
D) Rob Savillo
E) Aaron Thomas
7. Who composed an article explaining why he couldn’t enjoy Uncharted 2 that was attacked by thousands of ravenous fanboys?
A) Dan Hsu
B) Jason Wilson
C) Demian Linn
D) Brett Bates
E) Aaron Thomas
8. Which of these fine individuals has written about Half-Minute Hero?
A) Brian Shirk
B) Brett Bates
C) Suriel Vazquez
D) Suriel and Brett
E) All of the above
9. Which of these is not a Bitmob Beard Club Member?
A) Lance Darnell
B) Jeff Grubb
C) Alex R. Cronk-Young
D) Aaron Thomas
10. What classic game is Pixel Revolt host Derek Lavigne currently playing?
A) Super Mario World
B) Final Fantasy VI
C)Tales of Phantasia
D) Dragon Quest V
E) Lufia II