Uninformed reviews based on 6-second trailers

I don’t have a lot of time in my life these days. Both of my kids have a nasty habit where they need food, so I spend the waking hours of each day worrying about that. But I still want to find time to stay on top of the latest releases. That’s where Steam’s “micro trailers” come in. These are 6-second gifs that an algorithm creates based on the videos that developers upload to Steam. Valve Software launched micro trailers as a new prototype feature in July.

So I had an idea. I don’t have time to play all these games, but what if I just reviewed them based on these short snippets? Surely, that is not useful to anyone, but hey — it’s content!