The GamesBeat E3 2013 Non-Award Awards: The stuff no one else is writing about

It’s time again for the most pointless kudos in all of games media: our annual E3 Non-Award Awards (see our real coverage here).

The game industry’s giant trade show, the Electronic Entertainment Expo, wrapped up over a week ago, and our writers put this roundup together to recognize the best of whatever. What booth tickled showgoers in all the right/wrong places? What game needs to shut the hell up? What did the PR rep say to put us in our place?