Naughty Bear: Panic in Paradise is a dead bear’s party that’s not much fun (review)

Taking the blood out of a game does not make it less violent. Naughty Bear: Panic in Paradise might fool you into thinking otherwise, but make no mistake: Underneath all that fluff is a sadistic brown bear with severe mental problems and an enthusiastic narrator who’s even more psychotic than Naughty is. You won’t be splashing blood all over the screen, but Panic in Paradise (for Xbox 360 and PlayStation Network) is still all about the killing … and killing … and killing. And parties.