How to stay alive a few extra seconds in the Call of Duty: Black Ops III beta

Like most highbrow gaming aficionados, I hate Call of Duty. Not because of the gaudiness of its big-budget corporate hype, that its formula hasn’t significantly changed in the last few years, the awkward militarization boner it induces in some people, and the questionable geopolitical stances of its single-player campaigns.

I hate Call of Duty because its multiplayer is so damned addicting.