The State of Brawlers: The End Is Nigh
Editor’s note: Alexandr sees where the recent Watchmen: The End Is Nigh fits with great brawlers of the past. His conclusion isn’t pretty. -Jason...
What the Hell: Toad Is A Total Asshole
Get ready to have you childhood ruined! So you remember Toad from Super Mario Bros.? The little mushroom dude who happily informs you that...
What the Hell: NES Sculpture Constructs Permanent Nightmares
Have you had any nightmares lately? No? Well, thank us later when this creepy monstrosity invades your dreams and asks you to perform the...
Kirby Ditty Redone Via Annoying NES Game
We recognize most popular game tunes, but there’s some that only true fans will know. Like this ditty from Kirby Super Star Ultra. Why,...
A-Ha: Sonic Crapiness Solved!
Scientists have been trying to figure out for years how Sonic the Hedgehog went from an awesome video game series to a glut of...
Video Blips: Guitar Hero: Van Halen, New Harvest Moon, Aion Character Creation, and More
You know what we just realized? The guys who are pumping out Guitar Hero sequels are the same guys who used to pump out...
News Blips: Brutal Legend Actually Coming Out, Konami Revenue Down, Wii Sports Resort Sells, and More
Yay! Brutal Legend is actually coming out. For a second there we were scared a game company could stop another game company from releasing...
Activision Blizzard earnings better than expected, but big game Starcraft II delayed
Activision Blizzard’s second quarter earnings were better than expected thanks to good sales of a diverse game line-up in a seasonally weak quarter. But...
Sarbakan shifts from work-for-hire to original video games
Sarbakan has made more than 600 games since 1998. But nobody knows about the company because it mostly does work for hire. But as...
Cultural Blips: More Zombie Boobs, Mega Man Crochet Helmet, 8-Bit iPhone Synth
Boobs make everything better. Seriously, without the idiots who market Evony, we’d never have the awesomeness below. Cultural Blips: • New Plants vs. Zombies...