Size Does Matter: Big-Ass Atari 2600 Joystick

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If you’re insecure about the size of your joystick, well, you should be. Especially when controller crafter Jason Torchinsky is pimping off his mammoth stick of Atari 2600 joy [via Retroist]:

Daaaaaaamn! We’d like to wrap our arms around that thing. And our legs, too. Looks like we’ll need some help tackling this thing, though. Any takers?

Seriously, anyone?

Hey, where you going?

Continue after the break to see a totally SFW video of this bad boy in action.