Bubble guns, rainbow pegasi, purple teddy bears … Toy Soldiers: War Chest unleashes the toy box

Whoever said war never changes never faced the destructive might of the Star Power army.

Its forces pranced forth with perpetual smiles, lobbing glittering attacks on my entrenched, battle-hardened soldiers. I’ll admit that at first I felt sorry for them. My machine guns tore through their cheerful front lines and precision artillery shells sent handfuls of colorful teddy bears sailing limply into the air.