OK, kiddos: Put your pencils down. It’s time to figure out the mystery video game character in our weekly Guess Who game. What’s that? You don’t know how to play? No wonder you guys always fail at this — you never read the instructions! Listen up: Read the five seemingly random clues below and do your best attempt at sounding intelligent by guessing who the character is. If all else fails, guess your mom.
Guess Who
1. The schedule I follow is pretty strict. No time to shamble — time’s a-ticking!
2. People say I’m a snappy dresser. What can I say? I know where to shop.
3. My job sometimes kills me. But at least it exposes me to all walks of life.
4. I hate cellphones. Last thing I need is a bunch of idiots calling me all the time.
5. It scares me how good I am at Fatal Frame. Move over, Ghostbusters — I’ll take this call.
Who am I?
Continue after the break to find out.
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Say cheese! It’s me, Frank West from Dead Rising.