No offense to moles, but man, do we really love whacking them. Oh, come on — before you go all PETA on our mallet-mashing asses, let us tell you this: Those moles are just asking for it. Why else would they pop up their heads in synchronized movements for a couple of minutes upon consumption of a quarter, token, and/or dollar? Seriously — think about it.
We have and we’ve decided we’re just sick and tired (mostly from non-stop smacking) of getting crap for bashing mole mugs that we’re thinking about spending our hard-earned dough on a machine that no one will ever find and give us grief for. Like this $35,000 personalized Whac-A-Mole game hidden inside a faux wooden cabinet [via Uncrate]:
Now this is what we’re talking about! Combine this with the Arkeg and we’ll be dead in a week!