We’re not going to lie, we’re tooooootalllllly wasted right now. We don’t even know where we are. Where are we? How did we get here? What’s our name? Oh my god! We forget our name. How are we going to get home? Man, we gotta pee. Is there a bathroom here? Screw it — pissing in the corner. Ahhhh. Much better. Crap. Gotta pee again. Where are we? We’re hungry. Mmm, Tootsie Rolls. Err, these Tootsie Rolls taste like crap. Wait a minute… Ah, crap!
Sorry — we’re totally sober now. We swear. Y’know, we just wanna say, we love you, Bitmob. Seriously — we love you. Y’all are great. We’d die for you. Die. D-I-E, die. Well, while playing a game on Arkeg — the arcade gaming machine with a keg built in the cabinet [via Uncrate]:
This thing is amazing. We want 10. It only costs $4,000. That’s cheap. Here’s our credit card — buy 15. OK, we go sleepy sleep now. In toilet.