7 crime games you should play right now … that aren’t Grand Theft Auto V

In case you’re one of the three people in the world who hasn’t heard, Grand Theft Auto V made its way into the hands of would-be crime lords everywhere last week. Rockstar Games’ latest opus has received great reviews, is one of the highest-ranked games on Metacritic, and made a record $1 billion (insert Dr. Evil pinkie here) in three days.

But what if you’re one of those rare people who don’t care about the Grand Theft Auto games? Where can you turn to fulfill that maladjusted itch for digital money, fame, and the occasional murder spree while wearing a hot dog costume? Here, in no particular order, are seven alternative crime games that are available now.