What the Hell: Rambo Atari Kills Time Illegally

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Some people choose a videogame system based on the games. Or the quality. Y’know, how much enjoyment you can get for your hard-earned dough. Us? We purchase our consoles based solely on how badass a shirt-less dude on the cover looks sporting a rocket launcher. That’s why this is our favorite console of all-time [via technabob]:

Not only does this cheap, Atari ripoff make us want to shoot people in the face, but it has 208 games built inside. 208, people! And we bet they’re all awesome. Except for all of them. But when you have 208 choices, there’s really no reason to complain. Seriously, if this system is good enough for Rambo, it’s good enough for us.

Check out an unboxing video after the break.

 

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