What the Hell: Evony Ads Think We’re Boobs

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ipod adsWe’ll admit, we’re suckers for titillating Internet advertisements: Free iPods, hitting monkeys, jiggling banners — we fall for all of them (but you don’t even know how many free things we’ve won!).

But recently we’ve noticed a bunch of ridiculous banner ads popping up across the Interwebz (and even our own site!) that even we won’t fall for. You’ve probably seen them, too — they’re promoting what looks to be an online Oblivion clone entitled Evony.

Or, uh, so it would seem.

 

Y’see, the ads dramatically change week by week. Computer programmer Jeff Atwood has been chronicling the changes on his blog Coding Horror, and as you’ll see, we’re not really sure what the hell this game is about anymore.

Example: Here’s the first ad for the game:

OK, looks like a game, sure.

Now here’s the latest one:

Wow, they really must be foolish if they think anyone is going to be tricked into clicking on boobs. Don’t they know: Sex doesn’t sell?