We Totally Don’t Have This: Projectile Dysfunction

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Gamers have a stereotype for not being too healthy. So we’re not surprised that some suffer from embarrassing short-range performance more commonly known as Projectile Dysfunction. Luckily, there’s a pill for us them: Stroyent. Just check out its educational ad:

We can’t wait to ask our doctor about this. Err, for our friend. Poor guy. Glad we’re not him. Ha ha ha ha! Ha Ha. Ha….