At this point, we’ve stopped trying to make sense of the Metal Gear Solid series. They need to make a game that explains the whole story in a clear and concise manner. Game? We meant games — there’s no way one game could possibly clear up this mess.
Video Blips:
• This isn’t obnoxious: 9 minute Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker trailer. For all you who actually finish it, tell us: What the hell is going on? [GameTrailers]
Continue after the break for a Fable 3 teaser, a new Castlevania: Lords of Shadow trailer, and a wet Heavy Rain trailer.
• Wait, they’re making another Fable game? Judging by this Fable 3 teaser, yes. [GameVideos]
• Captain Picard narrates Castlevania trailer. Things must be quiet in space. [GameTrailers]
• Heavy Rain trailer light on the length. Only 2 minutes? They must not have seen the Metal Gear trailer above. [GameVideos]