Even a hardened hero with the soul of dragons feels the urge for some chicanery every so often. Hilarity ensues.
Video Blips:
• The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim offers multiple methods of caving someone's face in. This is probably the end result of hearing "Dovahkiin" mispronounced one too many times.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oykHRRIYhBc?rel=0&hd=1]
Continue after the break for the absence of surrender in Assassin's Creed: Revelations, a stunt just for zombies in Saints Row: The Third, and Abobo's Big Adventure for his lost son.
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations' Ezio Auditore tires of pursuing enigmatic secrets. Why? Because enigmatic secrets don't gurgle a cry of anguish when you slice their neck open.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Q6RXqJNGc?rel=0&hd=1]
• Lackwit zombies somehow snag the best seats for a wicked stunt jump in Saints Row: The Third. Bonus Bitmob points if you can guess where Professor Genki's jig at the start of the trailer came from.[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ0zlBKIC6o?rel=0&hd=1]
• Abobo's Big Adventure pays homage to retro classics with one seriously enraged father. This trailer also teaches us that not even cats can survive a large, muscle-bound man plummeting onto them from space.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Gy3DAMdF0?rel=0]