This The Darkness 2 trailer shows that not even brooding ex-crime lords with bloodthirsty tentacle eels for friends can have nice things. What is this world coming to?
Video Blips:
• Listen to Too Much Cocaine explain the shenanigans and goings-on of The Darkness 2. Someone sign up this man as next year's Oscars host.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLoBTrKqgpg?rel=0&hd=1]
Continue after the break for Battlefield 3's 99 problems, an extended cut of Ezio's E3 beatdown in Assassin's Creed: Revelations, and an overview of League of Legends: Dominion.
• According to rapper Jay-Z, Battlefield 3 has an excellent grasp of female relations but 99 other problems. Problem number one: using this song.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4rVYlspxk?rel=0&hd=1]
• Protagonist Ezio Auditore keeps his cool even after getting shot and pummeled in Assassin's Creed: Revelations. But then someone broke the unspoken rule: Never touch the hood.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTiOryDrQtY?rel=0&hd=1]
• Learn the ropes of League of Legends: Dominion with this informative trailer. That's assuming I can wrap my head around more complex instructions beyond "click things, watch them die."
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12iAMVWiuOs?rel=0&hd=1]