Luckily Mass Effect 2's Commander Shepard possesses enough of that roguish charm to make an excellent spy, since the more savvy Garrus keeps working on those infernal calibrations…
Video Blips:
• The vivacious Kasumi Goto joins the crew of the Normandy in this character trailer for upcoming Mass Effect 2 DLC. Walkthrough writers around the world will spend the rest of the day imagining the steps required to bed her. [GameTrailers]
Continue after the break for a disturbing description of Modern Warfare 2's multiplayer, the joys of owning a canine menace in Dead to Rights: Retribution, and a shop owner outlines his stock of items available in 3D Dot Game Heroes.
• This grizzled old man won't stop talking about the various ways of "doing it." Shame on Infinity Ward for releasing such a crude, lewd — oh, wait, it's about Modern Warfare 2. That's a relief. [GameVideos]
• The incompetent henchmen in this Dead to Rights: Retribution trailer can't escape the whirling fuzzball of death known as Shadow. Not featured: Dozer, Jack's supine cat.
• Dot-Mart has everything an intrepid adventurer needs, according to this ad from 3D Dot Game Heroes. A pity that the boomerang is out of stock — who knew that a flying mathematical symbol could be so lethal? [Atlus]