I'd take more trips to Europe if I knew its surveillance systems included cameras borrowed from Jabba's palace.
Video Blips:
• Dante handles Devil May Cry's demonic citizenry and spastically fragmenting buildings with Keanu Reeves-like calm. I guess he deserves it after trying to escape the city under the cover of the noon sun with the most unassuming giant knife on his back.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpDGepp_rDk?rel=0&hd=1]
Continue after the break for the sword fight that started more sword fights in Soul Calibur 5, a pool wizard's gentle caresses with the cue ball in Touch My Katamari, and an animated look into a typical battle between the Gotham City Impostors.
• Everyone thinks they're a total bad-ass after striking just a couple of He-Man poses in Soul Calibur 5. Admittedly, I shouldn't jest — I became warlord of my secret LARP group using similar methods.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9l6tv06wVY?rel=0&hd=1]
• Touch My Katamari turns even the most classy trick shot master into an expert of rolling things together into a giant ball. Must…fight…urge…to create…obvious sex joke…with the title….
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y77WcPXupa0?rel=0]
• The costumes are fake, but the bullets are still very real in Gotham City Impostors. Villainy 101 Rule 2: Railways often host large, speeding hunks of metal. Don't stand on them.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZW3Og3iPJg?rel=0&hd=1]