Whew, that was a lot of colons. The games featured in today's Video Blips should gang up on poor Burnout Crash and force its induction into their "Colon Club."
Video Blips:
• The Riddler's brain-twisters hint of an unbalanced mind in Batman: Arkham City. But that's a given gleaned from his moonlighting (sunlighting?) job as anti-bailout pitchman Matthew "Loaded" Lesko.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80aOphPzYJg?rel=0&hd=1]
Continue after the break for Professor Genki's colorful products in Saints Row: The Third, the densely cluttered city hubs of Deus Ex: Human Revolution, and Burnout Crash's blink-and-you'll-miss-it debut.
• This Saints Row: The Third trailer for Professor Genki's Super Ballistic Manapult and Powerfully Incapacitating Octopus Gun somehow forgot a disclaimer for psychedelic color overload. Luckily, Monday sucked the joy right out of my eyeballs. Garfield was right.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAe2PzFqUGI?rel=0&hd=1]
• The cities of Deus Ex: Human Revolution act as intrigue-filled playgrounds for the discerning cyborg connoisseur. My compliments to the city's upstanding team of lighting technicians for not overstepping the rules of affixing only golden-colored lights everywhere.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1yiUA4ynPw?rel=0&hd=1]
• I assume Burnout Crash involves cars slamming into solid objects, but this trailer woefully dispenses with detail. If I ever saw a "Be prepared to crash" sign while driving, I'd follow common sense and dive out. After recording the impact for my imminent viral video stardom, of course.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M0pyQaWdCY?rel=0&hd=1]