A Game of Thrones: Genesis asks one simple question: Are you ready to kill for furniture?
Video Blips:
• The factions of Westeros and beyond scramble their military might for war over a really uncomfortable-looking chair in A Game of Thrones: Genesis. As silly as that sounds, remember that actual battles happened for far more stupid reasons.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKKO4erwzMg?rel=0&hd=1]
Continue after the break for David Hasselhoff in a chicken suit versus an ice cream truck — yes, you read that right — in Burnout Crash!, the life and times of Serious Sam 3: BFE's Rich Knuckles, and the pistol-packing poultry of Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken.
• Don't hassle the Hoff, especially if you're a pink truck filled with frozen treats in Burnout Crash! Hasselhoff's willingness to reveal his secret Triple Wing Flap Explosion technique increases your faith in humanity by one point.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4iFOUhFHjA?rel=0&hd=1]
• Helpline handyman Rich Knuckles helps Serious Sam 3: BFE gamers return to first-person shooter fundamentals in his own special way. Sadly, no one in the office has the heart to tell Knuckles that his headset isn't plugged in.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghr6q6_CYcM?rel=0&hd=1]
• Take any 1980s action flick, toss in an anthropomorphized chicken, and you have Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken. I still think my Steven Seagull idea works better.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxT1d7-kf2I?rel=0&hd=1]