Uh-oh: Mario Caught in Questionable Act

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Man, what is up with Mario nowadays? Yesterday we discovered that he’s secretly a turtle-stomping murderer and today we find out via a Dueling Analogs comic that he’s been doing the unthinkable with Portal’s companion cube.

We say the unthinkable, because, uh, we’re not really sure how one gets naughty with a stationary cube. At least the question mark block has an opening at the top. Not that we’ve thought about this for longer than a few minutes. Seconds? Milliseconds. Err, hey, you want to see the picture? Sweet. [via pixelatedgeek]:

Seriously, we don’t find either cube attractive. Well, at least not the question mark block. We think?