We’re just days away from the release of The Witness, a new game from developer Jonathan Blow. But he just tweeted something that has people talking for a entirely different reason.
Let’s just … here, look:
https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Blow/status/690327260109283328
That’s a jug of pee, right? I mean. Maybe it’s something else. I guess the guy could’ve built an unlabeled holder for his Lipton tea, but the Internet isn’t buying it. Oh, no. Twitter knows what that is.
https://twitter.com/brogepi/status/690356031512256513
The funny thing is there's literally going to be people who heard of the witness for the first time because of the piss jug
— Tyler Glaiel (@TylerGlaiel) January 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/dualhammers/status/690361552394919936
everyone in games is subtweeting a possible pee jug and i've never loved my industry more
— moved to zoequinn.bsky.social (@UnburntWitch) January 22, 2016
Frog Fractions 2 is weird. #pissjug
— J.J. (@The_Double_J) January 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/MikeMcWhertor/status/690341824158945282
"Hey, what's everyone talking about?" *looks at Twitter* pic.twitter.com/vCMYeUY1lQ
— M.H. Williams (@AutomaticZen) January 22, 2016
People outside of games are starting to see #pissjug, and they are passing judgment on us, and I'm like … yeah.
— Grubb (@JeffGrubb) January 22, 2016
If he did use a catheter to pee in a jug then i feel kinda obligated to buy the game. Those things are not comfortable.
— Justin Epperson (@sprsk) January 22, 2016
— Crushed (@silenttakedown) January 22, 2016
*solves the last puzzle* And now you, the witness, will see what that straw in the pissjug is attached to.
— Grubb (@JeffGrubb) January 22, 2016
Latest rumor is that @Jonathan_Blow 's "The Witness" will be released on the Wee U after all!
— Wout 🔜 Summer Game Fest (@TheHashtag0nist) January 22, 2016
I'm just so full of happiness. And urine. #pissjug
— Piss Jug (@JBPissJug) January 22, 2016
@alex_navarro You rang?
— Jon Blow's Pee Jar (@JonBlowPeeJar) January 22, 2016
THERES JUST A BETTER CLASS OF PEOPLE ON TWITTER
— ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER (@ZODIAC_MF) January 22, 2016