Sassy Chap Games on launching Date Everything into tricky market

Of the dozens of games already scheduled for 2025 — which includes some of the biggest franchises and most anticipated titles in the history of the industry — one particular title stands out for how unusual and fascinating its premise is: Date Everything, the debut title from Sassy Chap Games. It may not be 2025’s biggest title, but it’s certainly the funniest on premise alone. But the team behind it, as well as publisher Team17, is certainly serious about its development and launch, despite the market still being in a tricky place after 2024.

This dating sim’s pitch is right there in the title: The player character can — through a bit of magical eyewear — meet, befriend and eventually date every animated inanimate object within their home. From the washer and dryer (who are voiced by David Sobolov and Neil Newbon, respectively), your grand piano (voiced by Joy Ofodu) and your doors (voiced by Ben Starr); to your own overwhelming sense of Existential Dread (voiced by Sungwon Cho).