ROUNDTABLE’D! Game characters say AMERICA! F***, YEAH!

Once again, we hold these truths spoken by the founding fathers of gaming to be self-evident!

We learned everything we needed to know about the Fourth of July by watching Independence Day, but it you can’t just have Jeff Goldblum blowing up the White House with geek power and call it good. It’s about America! And cooking with fire! And drinking lots and lots of beer!