Video Blips: Guitar Hero: Van Halen, New Harvest Moon, Aion Character Creation, and More
You know what we just realized? The guys who are pumping out Guitar Hero sequels are the same guys who used to pump out...
A-Ha: Sonic Crapiness Solved!
Scientists have been trying to figure out for years how Sonic the Hedgehog went from an awesome video game series to a glut of...
Kirby Ditty Redone Via Annoying NES Game
We recognize most popular game tunes, but there’s some that only true fans will know. Like this ditty from Kirby Super Star Ultra. Why,...
What the Hell: NES Sculpture Constructs Permanent Nightmares
Have you had any nightmares lately? No? Well, thank us later when this creepy monstrosity invades your dreams and asks you to perform the...
What the Hell: Toad Is A Total Asshole
Get ready to have you childhood ruined! So you remember Toad from Super Mario Bros.? The little mushroom dude who happily informs you that...
Bitmob & and The Three Months
Many of you all will be confused by the title. Some of you all will understand where I am going with this. So in...
The State of Brawlers: The End Is Nigh
Editor’s note: Alexandr sees where the recent Watchmen: The End Is Nigh fits with great brawlers of the past. His conclusion isn’t pretty. -Jason...
Street Fighters Ranked By Boss Ball Size
Editor’s note: Breaking news! Make sure to read what Luke has to say about all the bosses in the Street Fighter series. Hilarious stuff....
The Games My Four-Year-Old Daughter Plays
Editor’s note: I had no idea that four-year-old girls even played games, so I really enjoyed this look into the gaming life of Toby’s...
Activision Blizzard earnings better than expected, but big game Starcraft II delayed
Activision Blizzard’s second quarter earnings were better than expected thanks to good sales of a diverse game line-up in a seasonally weak quarter. But...