Everyone knows Pac-Man has an eating problem. And a drug problem. But did you know he also has an ass problem? No, not a problem with his own ass (wait, does he even have one?), but the asses of others. Still confused? OK, let’s dump this one on you slowly: He likes to wakka wakka wakka your pooper! It’s true! And we have evidence via this concept gaming chair [via Geekologie]:
Eww! That’s just disgusting. Though, we wonder if the wakka wakka sensation is like a massage chair? Hmm. Yes, that’s an interesting thought. So, does anyone know where we can get one of these? Y’know — for, uh, research purposes. Hey, someone has to do it! Sigh…the kind of shit we put our asses through for science…
Continue after the break for some shots of this ass-eating chair in action.
