Screw Guitar Hero. And Rock Band. Even Rock Revolution, too! Actually, Rock Revolution doesn’t even deserve our screwing. Sorry, Konami!
None of those games keep us believing better than the first official music game ever: Journey Escape for the Atari 2600. Just check out this classic 1983 commercial narrated by famous radio personality Casey Kasem [via Retroist]:
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FYI: If you need any tips escaping love-crazed groupies, just ask us. We do that every day. Except our groupies aren’t really love-crazed so much as just plain crazy. And, well, they’re more stalkers than groupies. And we don’t really escape them. We ki…err, anyway….