Even though we learned last week that Super Mario 3 was all a ruse, people still seem to love it. We know, because we’ve seen it in their eyes. Oh, did we say “eyes?” Silly us! We meant fingernails [via Geekologie]:
Uh, OK! Bet you’re scratching your head, huh? We are, too. For a couple of reasons: 1) Our head really itches. And 2) We can’t even begin to contemplate how awesome it would be to scratch our noggin with these Super Mario 3-themed fingernails made by photobucket user nailchick27. And dangerous! Those things look sharp.
Good thing these beauts are legit, too! Because after finding out Super Mario 3 was all a lie, we’re just so happy to find out these are real, genuine fingernails. What’s that? They’re fake? Scratch that — these fingernails suck!
Continue after the break to see the full sucky set.
