N00bz Never Win at Dating

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Poor n00bz. Y’know, inexperienced video game players. They really suck at everything. Except for sucking — they totally pwn at that. But everything else? They fail. Miserably. Especially dating, as evidenced by this College Humor video:

It’s painfully obvious this loser doesn’t know how to interact with a virtual woman. Us? Oh, we know how to push the right buttons. Mmmhmm.