Poor n00bz. Y’know, inexperienced video game players. They really suck at everything. Except for sucking — they totally pwn at that. But everything else? They fail. Miserably. Especially dating, as evidenced by this College Humor video:
It’s painfully obvious this loser doesn’t know how to interact with a virtual woman. Us? Oh, we know how to push the right buttons. Mmmhmm.