Jean-Claude Van Damme Sucks as Dracula

But, thankfully, that’s a good thing. Here’s a clip of the famous flexible ball-puncher playing Castlevania’s Lord of Darkness in a Robot Chicken sketch [via Level One Boss]:

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Pretty awesome performance, sure, but no where near as moving as this classic pep talk.