It’s Friday, so I get that your brain is mush and that you just want to watch cat videos. I can deliver on this.
The brilliant people responsible for the YouTube channel Mr.TVCow have decided to let some kittens play Assassin’s Creed: Unity. No, I don’t mean that they were playing the video game — cats don’t have thumbs, you goof! I mean that the cats got dressed up in hoods, parkoured around obstacles, and took out some guards. It’s pretty amazing.
Check it out for yourself in the video below:
I’m pretty sure this is exactly what every cat does when it goes outside.
At this point, I think we’re all thinking the same thing: Why isn’t this real? C’mon, Ubisoft! You know that humans want an open-world assassination game starring baby cats. It’s basically a necessity along food, water, and shelter.
I expect the publisher will announce Assassin’s Creed: Purrdition sometime next year.