Put on your smarty pants, kiddos — it’s time for another round of Guess Who. Like last time, the premise is simple: Below you’ll find five seemingly random clues written from the perspective of a certain video game character. And, well, it’s up to you to figure out who it is. Think you can do it? Funny, we had a different answer. Good luck!
Guess Who
1. My success has opened a lot of doors for me.
2. A lot of people like Gears of War for the gameplay. Pfft — I like it for its title.
3. Not to brag or anything, but I step all over my competition.
4. Sure, I have a dark side. But at least you don’t hear me screaming, “Nooooooo!” like a little bitch.
5. Man, I just can’t get “ABC” out my head! Though, I disagree about the alphabet being easier than counting. Try saying those letters backwards — it’s h-a-r-d.
Who am I?
Continue after the break to find out.
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Hellooo! I am robot ninja Haggle Man from Retro Game Challenge, duh!