By now, y’all should know the rules for our weekly head-scratcher Guess Who. But if you don’t remember, it’s okay, because, well, I didn’t expect you to. I mean, I know it’s hard to remember to guess the mystery game character below based on their five seemingly random clues. Hell, that’s like reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Who the hell remembers that? Exactly. Wait, what were we talking about again?
Guess Who
1. I know you didn’t ask, but I’ll tell: In the Navy is my favorite Village People song.
2. Not to brag or anything, but I’ve been known to lift people off their feet. Gotta hand it to me — I’m rather charming.
3. Y’know, I’ve always wondered: Where does one get a license to kill anyway?
4. Lost is my favorite television show. I hope Jack and company get off the island. Or is it stay on it? Decisions, decisions!
5. My father tells me I was a good boy growing up. But my mom disagrees. I wonder who’s right. Or wrong. Or…hell, who cares?
Who am I?
Continue after the break to find out.
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You might have heard of me — I’m Commander Shepard from the Mass Effect series.