Gears Pop is Clash Royale with cover mechanics

As someone who pretends to have refined tastes, Gears Pop is a nightmare. A free-to-play mobile version of Gears featuring Funko Pop versions of the characters and enemies? I would not want my friends at the art gallery to see me playing that!

And yet, I am playing it, and it’s fine. I’m not going to pretend that I’m going to continue playing it, though.