G-Man Cake Tastes Like Creepy

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We love cake. It tastes good. Especially ones that aren’t totally creepy. Because no one likes eating the face of weird-looking dudes who follow you around for no reason other than to totally make you feel really, really uncomfortable while you try to enjoy a tasty pastry in privacy.

Our bad — someone does, apparently. Just look at this bizarre-looking G-Man cake modeled after the ominous, suited freak from the Half-Life series [via facepunch]:

Hmm, tempting, really, but we think we’ll take the 100% less nightmare-inducing Dig Dug cake instead.

Continue after the break to see some slightly tasty (but mostly gruesome) autopsy shots.

 

 

Oh, Jesus! We’re not sleeping for weeks….