It’s really not a fair fight to pit Contra’s gun-toting badass Bill Rizer against the defenseless quackers of Duck Hunt. Especially because that asshole...
So this is how you people plan on skirting our editorial-vetting process, huh? Put the text in an image that we can't easily modify? It's OK -- this secret Gears of War memo that Luke found is pretty hilarious, so we'll let this one slide.