What the Hell: Toad Is A Total Asshole
Get ready to have you childhood ruined! So you remember Toad from Super Mario Bros.? The little mushroom dude who happily informs you that...
What the Hell: NES Sculpture Constructs Permanent Nightmares
Have you had any nightmares lately? No? Well, thank us later when this creepy monstrosity invades your dreams and asks you to perform the...
Kirby Ditty Redone Via Annoying NES Game
We recognize most popular game tunes, but there’s some that only true fans will know. Like this ditty from Kirby Super Star Ultra. Why,...
A-Ha: Sonic Crapiness Solved!
Scientists have been trying to figure out for years how Sonic the Hedgehog went from an awesome video game series to a glut of...
Video Blips: Guitar Hero: Van Halen, New Harvest Moon, Aion Character Creation, and More
You know what we just realized? The guys who are pumping out Guitar Hero sequels are the same guys who used to pump out...
News Blips: Brutal Legend Actually Coming Out, Konami Revenue Down, Wii Sports Resort Sells, and More
Yay! Brutal Legend is actually coming out. For a second there we were scared a game company could stop another game company from releasing...
Cultural Blips: More Zombie Boobs, Mega Man Crochet Helmet, 8-Bit iPhone Synth
Boobs make everything better. Seriously, without the idiots who market Evony, we’d never have the awesomeness below. Cultural Blips: • New Plants vs. Zombies...
Video Blips: World of WarCraft Patch Trailer, Army of Two Shenanigans, DJ Hero Gameplay, and More
What is this? A new World of WarCraft trailer? We get it, WoW. You don’t want us to have lives. Thanks a lot, asshole....
News Blips: StarCraft 2 Delayed, Call of Duty 4 On Wii, DJ Hero Renegade Edition Pricing, and More
Yawn — another big fall delay? What else is new? News Blips: • Korea is not going to like this one: StarCraft 2 officially...
I’d Rather Play This Than Eat Cake (Fat Princess PSN Review)
The Playstation Network has had some gems now and then, but many Sony fans have secretly looked at 360 owners with envy; not for...