OK, eggheads — time to scramble your brain to figure out the mystery video game character below. It’s easy, really — all you have to do is guess who the character is by reading their five seemingly random clues. Oh, wait — did I say it was easy? Oops! Should have put a disclaimer: “It’s easy, really (if you’re not a total idiot).” Hopefully, for your sake, you’re not! Good luck.
Guess Who
1. I hate people who deem attractive women “hot chicks.” No class. Now a “foxy lady?” That’s sexy.
2. My doctor is no fun. Guy is like an emotionless robot.
3. I’m not really a leader. But I do follow my own rules pretty darn well, I’d say.
4. Is it weird that I collect ring tones? I just got the Mario theme song! Do-do-do-dodo-do-do!
5. A lot of people don’t know my real name. Which, well, makes it hard to listen to this song without drowning my sorrows in a barrel of booze.
Who am I?
Continue after the break to find out.
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It’s me, Miles Prower! Y’know, “Tails,” from Sonic!