Shake your stupid out — it’s time once again to guess the random video game character below. You can do this in two ways: 1) By cheating (cheater!) or 2) Reading the five seemingly random clues below and using your vast knowledge of gaming to guess the character. Well, this is assuming your knowledge of gaming is vast. And you’re not a cheater (cheater!).
Guess Who?
1. When I got out for a spin, I usually like to stop and do a little bird watching. My favorite is the one that goes, “chirp!”
2. Princess Leia has nice buns. Her hair, you idiot!
3. The Princess Bride was my father’s favorite movie. I always fell asleep — too much talking.
4. I always laugh when people tell me to take it outside.
5. Suzanne Somers is my hero. “Come on knock on our door!”
Who am I?
Continue after the break to find out.
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Uh, seriously guys — I’m Chun-Li from the Street Fighter series!