Duck Hunt is such a great game. We love zapping ducks. But what is up with that asshole dog? Always popping up out of the bushes and laughing at us. Listen, you stupid dog — maybe we don’t wanna zap all the ducks, OK? Sometimes our trigger finger gets tired. And sometimes those damn ducks are just too fast. So stop your annoying giggling, or we’re zap your mangy mug.
Or, better yet, break it. Etsy crafter pixelparty went doggone crazy and built a life-size replica of that annoying chuckler [via technabob]:
If you want one, you’re gonna have to dig up 400 bones. Revenge is way too pricey these days. Damn recession!