Any Biters?: $15,000 Legend of Zelda Plate

eBay is great because you can sell a bunch old crap for cheap. Oh my — did we say “cheap?” We meant expensive. Really expensive. Like this $15,000 Legend of Zelda plastic plate stupidly-named eBay user homisydal is selling [via technabob]:

Oh, that’s definitely worth fifteen grand. In rupees. Which, going by today’s conversion rates, equals about three paperclips and a used Bazooka wrapper. Sounds fair to us! We’ll take 10.