It’s pretty cool to see what modern games would look like all old and crusty. But we wish someone would do the opposite and model the duck from Adventure in 3D so we can see just how intimidating that thing was supposed to be.
Cultural Blips:
• 2D No More Heroes lacks dimension, detail. But here is what the wacky Wii game would look like if it were released on the Atari. Meh, we think we’ll wait for the 8-bit sequel. [Offworld]
• Ms. Pac-Man Lite-Brite cube gives us the wakka wakka’s. We’re trying to stay on the pellet wagon, but seeing this Ms. Pac-Man-themed Lite-Brite cube (which you can purchase here) is making us hungry for delicious drugs. We’re going to stay strong, however, and smoke instead. [technabob]
• Ms. Pac-Man ghost cookies also gives us the wakka wakka’s. Mmm — ghost cookies! [TinyCartridge]
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• Ban Nazis: Microsoft kills Hitler’s Xbox Live account. Geeze, Microsoft are a bunch of assholes for banning Hitler’s Xbox Live account. It’s not the like the guy has ever done anything wrong. Ever.
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